Awkward Guy
poems and other embarrassing things by Franco Bertucci | illustrations by Erwin Dence
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Substitute Teacher Sweater
Do Not Kill Time
Morning Philosophy
The Shiny Spot
No More Unwinding
Time Will Be Spent
Engine Sorcery
Ten Years Better
Better Think Eight More Times
A Tiny Inkling
Happiness Drugs
Looming
Breaker of Men
I'm Not Poopy
What I Should Be Doing
The Shiny Spot
Why Did God Make Mosquitoes?
My Wife Hit Me
Stuffed Cheetah
Jazz Mosquito
I Could If
Nothing Messes Up an Artist
Guardian Tower Angels
I Want Something
The Rooster
Sun Day
Why Hurricanes Were Named After Women
My Favorite Thing to Step On
Order Out the Window
A New Mess
Go to the Ocean
Birds of the Air
To Catch A Mole
Mangia Mangia
Obvious Secret Knowledge
Godless Poets
Bad Beavers
I Want To Waste Time
Not By Request
She Fights With Her Sweater
Can't Waste A Handsome Face
If You Know Chickens
Reckless Typewriting
The Un-Strange Thing
Drunk People Dancing
Death To The Machine
Worried About Someone
I Have Made You Lopsided
Stealth In The Morning
The Color Dreary
Suffering For a Woman
Proper Goodbyes
Free Range Eggs
Let's Break Our Brains Thinking About Time
Mini Mart
Guilty Catholic
Girl Trouble
To-Do List March 29, 2011
You Look Good In The Snow
Spirited To Bed
Pooh
Belittled Somehow
Sleep Reading
You Don't Know When You're Good
About the Author and Illustrator