Awkward Guy
poems and other embarrassing things by Franco Bertucci | illustrations by Erwin Dence
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These Things Are Good
Substitute Teacher Sweater
Do Not Kill Time
Morning Philosophy
The Shiny Spot
No More Unwinding
Time Will Be Spent
Engine Sorcery
Ten Years Better
Better Think Eight More Times
A Tiny Inkling
Happiness Drugs
Looming
Breaker of Men
I'm Not Poopy
What I Should Be Doing
The Shiny Spot
Why Did God Make Mosquitoes?
My Wife Hit Me
Stuffed Cheetah
Jazz Mosquito
I Could If
Nothing Messes Up an Artist
Guardian Tower Angels
I Want Something
The Rooster
Sun Day
Why Hurricanes Were Named After Women
My Favorite Thing to Step On
Order Out the Window
A New Mess
Go to the Ocean
Birds of the Air
To Catch A Mole
Mangia Mangia
Obvious Secret Knowledge
Godless Poets
Bad Beavers
I Want To Waste Time
Not By Request
She Fights With Her Sweater
Can't Waste A Handsome Face
If You Know Chickens
Reckless Typewriting
The Un-Strange Thing
Drunk People Dancing
Death To The Machine
Worried About Someone
I Have Made You Lopsided
Stealth In The Morning
The Color Dreary
Suffering For a Woman
Proper Goodbyes
Free Range Eggs
Let's Break Our Brains Thinking About Time
Mini Mart
Guilty Catholic
Girl Trouble
To-Do List March 29, 2011
You Look Good In The Snow
Spirited To Bed
Pooh
Belittled Somehow
Sleep Reading
You Don't Know When You're Good
About the Author and Illustrator