I am irritated
by the endings of certain books.
Hero: You want me to hang myself?
There's no reason for it.
Famous Author: There's no reason for anything.
Hero: Then you have no reason to protest
as I tie your hands to your desk
and drop this quality typewriter on your fingers.
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